Tuesday, January 23, 2007
1) If it is near freezing outside the pub in Crookes, when you attempt to cycle down the hill to Hillsborough, your brake handles will be beyond cold. And you'll be holding them A LOT. As no effort is being made in turning the pedals, your thoughts are soley centred on how cold your fingers are. Oh yes. Remember this as our unusually clement winter turns to shit.
2) A packet of pickled onion Monster Munch that has obviously had a hole in the packet for some time (and are thus soft and chewy) is better that no Monster Munch at all when you return from the pub. Remember that one kids.
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