You know it's going to be a bad day when...
Thursday, December 06, 2007
...you accidentally wake your girlfriend up way too early when she's having a well-deserved lie-in
...and the first thing you do when you leave the house is take three steps and tread in a massive pile of dog shit.
Was that poo from the large menagerie in your next door neighbours back yard? That's got to be worth an apology from them surely? yuck
Us responsible dog owners NEVER leave poo behind. We are always armed with miniature black carrier bags from 'Bob Martin' and take Fido's poo home with us!!! No-one will ever tread in Millie's poo, and that's a promise!!! But I agree - extremely annoying. Did you know that horse poo doesn't smell on account of them being vegetarian?
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